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What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?
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One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git! ;)
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel.
"Well," said the Englishman, "I support the Liverpool football club, so I'll eat the liver."
"I support the Hearts club," said the Scotsman, "so I'll eat the heart."
"I support Arsenal," said the Irishman, "but I seem to have lost my appetite."
2 blondes walk into a building,
You would have thought one of them would have noticed!
How do you get a 1 armed blonde out of a tree?
Wave at them.
A daddy hedgehog and a baby hedgehog are walking down the street and the daddy hedgehog says "Son there is something really important i need to tell you, when you cross a road and you see a car coming towards you, curl up into a ball and wait untill it passes!"
"OK dad I will remember"
The next day the daddy hedgehog is walking down the street and sees his son in the road...
"O shit I forgot to tell him about Robin Reliants."
two nuns in a bath one says "where's the soap" the other says "yes, it does rather, doesn't it".
What is the absolute conception?
answer: If one blonde on a corncob sits and popcorn spook.
;)
could someone explain that one to me please?
lol, i dont get it either ;)
guess it should mean something like ... What the absolute conception of "hot" ? ... When a blonde sits on a corncob (american word for maize ;)) and spits popcorn.
Not that funny tho, hehe
and another "blonde" one...
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV ... it's a microwave!"
when Sam Hill agreed to wear a helmet cam down fort bill i dont think he had this in mind!
http://www.britishcycling.org.uk/gallery/2005/Joolze/FW/M_DH/images/sam-hill.jpg
that looks a bit distracting
Is that actually in a race, or is it on a lift day?
That looks right uncomfortable! You wouldnt get very good footage all you would see is his face!
No wonder he didn't beat peaty
No thats wasn't in a race! practice run maybe, at the final he didnt beat peaty because he wrapped his right hand crank arm around his BB not being able to pedal
Yeh ouch all right. That guy is an amazing rider! What time did he get on fort Bill.
NO no, right hand crank arm, not his right hand ;) as in he bent it so it wouldnt turn the full revolution
I knew he'd knackered his cranks but I was just joking that was why he didn't beat peaty
NO no, right hand crank arm, not his right hand ;) as in he bent it so it wouldn't turn the full revolution
Yeah i know, i said ouch because he couldn't peddle.
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